So what does wet paint have to do with the Super Bowl -- it's actually quite simple. It's what I would have rather been watching on Sunday night versus a game featuring two teams that I despise. Oh, wait a minute, I can think of a few more interesting activities than the game like counting the number of holes in a 4'x4' ceiling tile or sliding down a razor blade sliding board into a pool of rubbing alcohol...or, better yet, getting caned. I guess the only saving grace was that the New England Cheaters lost the biggest game of the season. HA!
